Kent brockman yoink11/13/2023 ![]() ![]() Just a minute! - Don't hang up! - No answer at home. One! Two! Three! - I've done all I can do. Simpson, I'm giving you until the count of three to come out. Oh! Ah! Do you work here, little boy? - Yeah. It will lead you around my desk and back out the door. If you'll direct your eyes to the floor, you'll see a yellow line. Since it has nothing to do with boxes, I'll just shut these blinds. What's that building over there? - That's just a TV studio where they film Krusty the Clown and other non-box-related programs. This room is the most popular part of our tour. Any popped eyeballs? I'm not sure what kind of factory you're thinking of. And then the hand started crawling around and tried to strangle everybody? - No, that has never happened. Any of your workers had their hands cut off by machinery? - No. Any other questions? - When will we be able to see a finished box, sir? Oh, we don't assemble them here. Do any of these boxes have candy in 'em? - No. Textiles, other boxes, even children's candy. It all began with the fling of Form 637/A- the application for a small business or farm- Many interesting and important things have been put into boxes over the years. " " Fifty-six boxes of bottles of beer on the wall " " Fifty-six boxes of bottles of beer " "You take one down and pass it around " "Fifty-five boxes of bottles of beer on the wall " Ho! The story of how two brothers and five other men parlayed a small business loan into a thriving paper goods concern is a long and interesting one. Damn TV! You've ruined my imagination just like you've ruined my ability to- to, um- uh- Oh, well. Class, instead of going to the box factory today we'll be going to the box factory. I'll just do like Lisa and escape into fantasy. Now, class, I wonder who among you can tell me what this is? Oh! Not the box factory again, Seymour. And now, Principal Skinner will tell us where we'll be going on this year's field trip. Yo! Lise! Lise! - Come back, Lise! Come back! - Why? I'm so much happier here. Hush, field trip boy! Impaled on my Nobel Peace Prize. '' Ohh! Sounds like another Pulitzer for me to polish. ''And that's how I cured all disease, ended war and reunited the entire cast of TV's Facts of Life including longtime holdout Tootie. Ah, Lise, won't it be great to cast off the shackles of the soul-crushing hellhole that is Springfield Elementary? Oh! I'm sorry. " Bart, I've asked you not to whistle that annoying tune. ''Today will be a day like every other day. " The Simpsons " " D'oh! Ah, the morning horoscope. ![]()
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